Shituation

crappy circumstances

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."

by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010

Shituation

A REALLY Shitty situation.

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

Shituation

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail

Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation

by JRH2286 July 30, 2009

Shituation

A really bad situation in which you shit yourself. Usually in public and in front of at least a few people. Not to be confused with a shart, by which only you might know a shit has occurred. When a Shituation occurs , everyone is aware of what when down.

"The French speedwalker had a nasty Shituation go down at the Rio Olympics. " or " I ended up in a Shituation trying to get to the bathroom at work ."

by FlippDogg August 20, 2016

Shituation

When you really have to poop and suddenly realize there is no toilet paper...

In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.

by PetsorMeat‽ September 10, 2011

Shituation

A really shit situation.

"Wow last night we had a shituation"

by Skulls_and_Roses July 23, 2015

Shituation

Used to describe a situation in which everything turns to shit

After Rodrigo stole the Cocaine, Noah was in a shituation

by AwolZimmer September 23, 2012