Sextitude

Very similar to sexyness but is a step up because it contains the word "tit" In it

"Not wearing a bra is the hight of sextitude"

by Thomas Scott Finlayson March 31, 2008

Sexter

Someone who sends nude pictures to others through a text message.

Bob: Did you see those titty pics that Susie sent to Fred?!

Timmy: Dude, I know! Susie is such a sexter!

by ADeWitt January 16, 2009

sextext

texting sexually explicit messages mobile phone to mobile phone.

Jermaine said, "I sextexteded this girl today." You said "ok".

by sirrudiger February 4, 2010

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

by Coach P July 13, 2006

Sexter

When an episode of the Showtime series Dexter is so good, it's better than sex.

Yeah I skipped hanging out with Molly tonight cause the season finale of Dexter is on. It's gonna be so Sexter.

by nuggetsucker March 4, 2011

Sextember 25

The day att enables picture messaging on Iphones, causing an immense amount of internetwork traffic of vaginas and dicks. Some believe it may crash the internet or at very least give it an STD.

Nick what is that on your phone?

A condom.

Why?

Its sextember 25 i dont want my phone getting the herp.

by dirty D NAVIS September 24, 2009

SEXTERN

A barely-legal, bodacious, co-ed introduced into the work force for the summer to learn the ropes of her future career, who is admired by slimy, beer-bellied, graying viagra-dependent, horny male cohorts.

"Hey, Craig, look at the set on the new summer sextern. I'd like to tap that turd-cutter."

"Gary and Craig's oogling of the sextern caused a decrease in work output all summer."
"Yeah, we will be greatful when Bambi goes back to college in the fall."

by Galony June 18, 2008