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when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's
I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay
by PresidentEquation434 April 12, 2023
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Monkey sex

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When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
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A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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Monkey Bar Sex

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The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking
Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses
by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019
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kinky monkey bum sex

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when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass
by teague k January 28, 2008
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Sex Money Murder Bloods

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This set of the bloods originated in the bronx, more specifically the soundview projects in south bronx. the leader of this set is a man that goes by the name ''Pistol Pete". some nicknames for the gang are "trendy" and "blazer" etc.

NOTABLE TRENDY'S:
Kay Flock ⛪️
Set Da Trend ⛪️
Nas EBK ⛪️
Murda B (ex trend)
lee drilly (ex trend)
and the list goes onward.
kevin: yo u seen them Sex Money Murder Bloods niggas?

ralph: yeah i seen em alright, dont fw them.
by ueueusngs June 10, 2023
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