script kid

A person, usually a teenage male, with minimal knowledge of computer systems that executes code (often called "exploits") or follows procedures created by more knowledgeable people to break into computer systems or commit "denial of service" (DoS) attacks against other people. These kids are often portrayed by the media and other non-technically savvy parties as being very intelligent and having tremendous technical knowledge despite the fact that very few of these so-called "hackers" can write their own computer programs (of any sort) or even possess even the most rudimentary technical understanding of the underlying systems that they are attacking or using (e.g., CPU architecture, network protocols, algorithms, etc). The wide-spread and trivial availability of these exploits/scripts for "hacking" and denial-of-service attacks allows these kids to cause serious problems from time-to-time and thus they get themselves into trouble way out of proportion to their skill set.

To leap to the assumption that one of these script kids has significant computer knowledge based on his ability to successfully execute exploits/scripts/DoS attacks created by other people is equivalent to assuming that the functionally-illiterate 14 year old that shoots a clerk at a convenience store must be a physics expert because he managed to fire a gun. It's point and clock--it's just that simple. To further torture this analogy, beyond these kids' lack of subject-matter knowledge, they often get themselves into trouble by being extraordinarily stupid and naive in their crimes, e.g., bragging, keeping evidence of their crimes, attacking the wrong people, getting themselves in the press, etc.

<vato> * User has quit (Ping Timeout)
<vato> l0l d00d. t0talln pwn3d. I r smart :>
* User joins
<User> You're such a script kid.
<vato> d00d i'm gonna pack3t j0 4ever n0w.

by FallLine March 9, 2008

scripts

Prescription drugs, usually illicitly acquired and used relationally.

Know where I can find any scripts?

by The Cosmos April 10, 2009

script kiddie

A computer user usually in their teens that uses pre-made programs for cracking, phreaking and most other forms of electronic havoc. They have little to no hacking skills and usually use their progz for bad purposes.

God damn script kiddies. They give hackers a bad name.

by IAmZero July 4, 2003

Script-ality TV

Scripted reality TV.

She stayed up watching Script-ality TV all night.

by SEE JAY TEE March 9, 2018

the bee movie script

It is a joke surrounding the hit 2007 movie starring an anthropomorphic bee voiced by Jerry Seinfeld. It has been customary to send the entire script as a text to your friends because it is just completely pointless and a waste of space.

The first few lines are as followed.
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

Jim: Yo, did you write that English essay?
Mike: Nah fam, I just wrote down the Bee Movie Script

by Brendanawicz November 29, 2016

the script

A Irish Singing Group Most Famous For Their Songs " The Man Who Can't Be Moved" And " For The First Time" Both Songs Appeared In Many TV Shows.

person: hey do you know who sings that one song "the man who can't be moved"?
You: yeah its the script

by goandsuckmonkeyballs April 25, 2011

Flip The Script

To do the unexpected. To deviate from the norm.

I flipped the script on that bitch when I told her I was leavin her stank ass.

by Jeff Killeen June 27, 2003