Scary Gary

Nickname for Pittsburgh Penguins forward GARY ROBERTS, who is just plain bad ass 24/7, even at 42 years of age.

Scary Gary will end the Ottawa Senators playoff run... again.

Scary Gary beat the shit out of Ben Eager, who is young enough to be his son... BAD ASS!

by McLovin' April 13, 2008

Scary Otto

Scary Otto is our Lord

Human 1: Who is scary otto?
Me: HE IS OUR LORD

by Carrot_daddy April 7, 2020

The Scary Jokes

The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨

Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me

by floralprinting June 17, 2021

scary shower

When your uncomfortably high and you try to take a shower to come down and you feel sick, and it’s scary just seeing regular things, anxiety levels are real high

Dude 1- “Bro I was so high last night I had to take a scary shower”
Dude 2- “Shiet brother that’s the worst, I hate scary showers”

by Hashsmokinstoner December 30, 2017

scary tree

The new book by Stephen King

"Hey look at me, my next book is going to be about a scary tree" - quoted directly from King himself

by Mitchi August 15, 2004

Scary dog

Scary dog describes someone who is protective and scary looking
Usually used to describe a goth/emo girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover

Y: Who are they
M: Oh don't worry they're my scary dog :)

by Oikawa_Simp00 May 5, 2021

Scary butt

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.

Oh man Jarrett is sweating hard and waddling fast towards that bathroom, he must have Scary butt.

by The Scariest Butt April 8, 2023