Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...
by Marvin (Starvin) September 5, 2021

Two best friends who literally would row a boat to the other side of the world just to slap a boy. Don't mess with them, they will not take it lightly.
by SweetAnonymous :) November 7, 2020

by kobaincut July 27, 2017

N-g-s-y-h-d stands for national give Sam/Sammy your hoodie day. We all have a smol bean boy Sam in our lives who need our hoodies to make them feel loved so on December 27 give the Sam in your life a hoodie bc they look smol and cute in them..... and they look smol and cute in them
Me: it’s December 27
Friend: so what?
Me:n-g-s-y-h-d?
Friend:oh right here you go little bean go be smol and cute!
Me:tank yous!!
Friend: so what?
Me:n-g-s-y-h-d?
Friend:oh right here you go little bean go be smol and cute!
Me:tank yous!!
by Tranny Sammy December 27, 2020

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.
What happened so me this morning.
Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
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Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
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by Paxso-Africano April 4, 2024

The Best Discord Packer to Ever Exist. His jokes are exquisite and he should be HOF. His whole clan is so good and so HOF. Shifty is better than Qesper, Surrski, and all them other bitch ass niggas.
by butt ass naked jr February 8, 2025
