Some nigga named after a watch lol, he funny though, and cute, and sexy😩lord I just wanna suck his—- wait we getting too off topic, uhh uhh shit.
Fuck me Rolex, FUCK ME PLEASE
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Person: Dude, its so fucking fye. You are a lil rolex my G.
Person: Dude, its so fucking fye. You are a lil rolex my G.
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Get the Lil rolex mug.Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
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To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
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