Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010

Ass To Mouth Ritual

A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.

John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."

by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017

Rita

Just one of the most gorgeous, green and blue eyed girls to walk the face of this god forsaken earth.

Is her name Rita? because WOW, she's somethin' else!

by daddynovh November 30, 2018

Señor Rita

A Mexican tranny

You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

ritydntkbitya

Acronym for "Random Information That You Don't Need To Know But I'm Telling You Anyway".

Bob: Hey, Ted. I'm calling you from a telephone booth, but I'm using my cell phone inside the telephone booth. It's pretty ironic. Just a little ritydntkbitya.
Ted: What the fuck, Bob?

by Cember January 2, 2012

Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

rithari

the actual owner of the r/oneplus discord server
believe me no one knows who jisifus is

got banned from r/apple for being very toxic :KEKW:

yo have you heard about rithari hacking jisifus's account

by rantoni January 26, 2021