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Dong Respond

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.
Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.
by zeethepisces June 12, 2016
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not responding

This thing is happening when you have pentium 1 and open google chrom.
Your brain.exe (not responding)
by hehehheheheheheeheheheh March 11, 2017
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original response bro

said in comeback of someone using the sarcastic and overused "Cool story Bro"
MR X- i went to the shop and got some coke

mr y- cool story bro

MR X- original response bro! did you come up with that one yourself?
by tokin the day away December 25, 2010
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glomar response

A response that neither confirms nor denies the existence or nonexistence.

My source is
DOD regulation 5400.7 paragraphs C3.2.1.6.5 and C3.2.1.7.1.3.1 These paragraphs have to do with the freedom of information act (FOIA). It is a method of denying information considered exempt by the act.

The first time was used was a response from the CIA to a FOIA request. It was dealing with the Glomar Explorer, a ship supposedly built to recover a sunken russian sub. That is how it got its name.
The accused responded with a glomar response. His exact words were "I can neither confirm nor deny my presence at that donut shop during they day and time stated."
by mental flux January 16, 2005
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Reston

by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008
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Responce

for when you are a retard who cannot spell "response" correctly
person 1: "how do you spell response?"
person 2: "r-e-s-p-o-n-c-e responce"
person 3: "excuse me what the fuck?"
by 349271 May 14, 2019
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Music Industry Standard Response

The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.

MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"

*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)

...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011
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