Lawyer Repellent

Warning label placed on a product or sign posted for the sole purpose of preventing lawsuits arising from pure stupidity.

The label on this screwdriver warning not to stick it into your eye is just Lawyer Repellent.

by NatCh. August 27, 2012

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Woman repellent

Look at the dream face reveal, it’ll say a lot.

“Bro have you seen dream’s face reveal?”
“Yeah, he’s hot.”
“Wdym. He’s literally woman repellent.”

by Mootiza October 4, 2022

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Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with

Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"

by Pappa steve January 5, 2012

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jehovah's witness repellent

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.

*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 27, 2022

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Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

by ThatOneGuyWithTheCoolUserName June 26, 2010

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Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman

" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent

by Eric c December 2, 2013

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