When the entire body goes numb and the penis loses circulation. Often caused by mass masturbation, a quad relapse is a sign of your blood flow slowing down and stopping. Symptoms of a quad relapse: numb penis, numb legs, numb arms, ringing in the ears, blood flowing out the penis or the eyes.
(A) Fuck man.... I just quad relapsed
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler
by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021
Get the Quad Relapsemug. After not visiting taco bell for 3 months, Sam returned and spent 30 dollars on a taco bell relapse (tbr).
by samsamamama December 27, 2023
Get the taco bell relapsemug. When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.
(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die
by That.Kidd.Fish August 23, 2021
Get the triple relapsemug. When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.
(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too
by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021
Get the Infinity Relapsemug. A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.
"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015
Get the Relapsation Timemug. A guy after he masturbation.
Person 1: Finally! Here comes John.
Person 2: He looks totally relapsed, dude.
Person 1: Yeah, he's addicted to something he called Futa x Futa. I don't even know.
Person 2: He looks totally relapsed, dude.
Person 1: Yeah, he's addicted to something he called Futa x Futa. I don't even know.
by FutaxFutaDude May 4, 2022
Get the Relapsedmug. He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.
by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021
Get the Relapse Bombermug.