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record deal

1. Something to be highly suspicious of

2. Something someone offers to a band in order to steal all their songs, their souls and their will to live and then proceed to make alot of money from it.
1:
Band Person: "Someone offered me a record deal today, I rock"
Band person's friend: "Dude, tear it up and burn it"

2:
Music Industry Guy: "Hey kids, you're gonna be rockstars.. if you sign here."
Innocent band: "Ooh, yes please. We'll be rich!"
Music Industry Guy: "Mwaahahahahaha! See you in HELL!"
by I'm not bitter! August 18, 2004
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recursive trolling

An exchange between participants on an internet discussion board where there seems to be multiple levels of trolling; i.e., the victim might be trolling the troll, the troll might be aware he is being trolled and so trolls the victim's attempt at trolling, and so on. It is recursive in the sense that there is no limit to how many levels deep the trolling might be.
This thread is so absurd there must be recursive trolling going on.
by mjrpes November 20, 2010
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Did you record this with a potato?

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..
Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"
by SParwa August 23, 2011
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off the record

They think they can just tear someone down with an off the record comment.
by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010
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recrastinate

to procrastinate again, tomorrow or the next day.
the act of placing something that you had been procrastinating on previously, and planning to do on a specific day,(today for example) and setting it off again or giving it one more day.(doing it tomorrow)
Hey man come with us to the movies.
Nah man I can't I've got homework and a project to do. I already procrastinated enough, it's due in 3 days.
Come on dude just recrastinate it for tomorrow.
by hushr September 19, 2008
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Recroculous

Used to desribe individuals, who wear Crocs.
Did you see that guy in the hot pink crocs, that shit is recroculous.
by Christina Catharsis August 11, 2010
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Quantum Recreation

Fun that never happened because we will never, ever speak of it again!

Much the way it is said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", referring to the idea that any activities or fun that is had of a nature which might disappoint or anger other people back home does not 'come back with you' from the party city of Las Vegas, that is exactly what Quantum Recreation is.

Much as with the thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat where the cat existed as both alive and dead in the box until it was observed by a human, quantum recreation never happened and did happen unless observed by a human in which case they and they alone can know the truth. Trippy isn't it?
Yup, Bill just came back from his trip to Vegas, he went there for some Quantum Recreation.
by Quantum Recreationalist April 12, 2011
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