by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016

When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you. Face it, you're feeling desperate.
"Damn fool, my girl just broke up with me and I got a mad case of rebound goggles! I'm dating this 300 pound fat bitch!"
"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"
"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"
by Todja June 24, 2005

The week a woman must stay single in public after a rebound to avoid being called a "whore" or a "slut"
Lisa broke up with Ben and started hooking up with Jack 10 minutes later. People claim that she is a whore because she didn't wait out the rebound week, but she claims that she and Jack are just friends with benefits.
by Jack Franzen January 10, 2009

puck that is deflected by a goalie in hockey and ricocheted to open ice; made popular by famed hockey announcer Jack Edwards.
by murph4 June 11, 2011

The act of having a casual hookup or fling with a person of a foreign nationality after your native ex dumps you. Some people will go as far as leaving their country of origin for a Russian rebound.
by Triple Banana July 2, 2018

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
Me: "How'd that date go last night?"
Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
by Shiposters Anonymous November 18, 2022

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.
Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."
by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016
