Puddy Face

The act of sculpting ones face with your hands and moving around their fatty facial tissues to produce a sculpture.

Billy Madison shaking the poor fat fourth face

by Dyldobaggins January 25, 2005

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Free Puddy

Pussy for free, or at a very insignificant price/trade that merits the term 'free'.

You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.

Yo, your mom gave me the free pussy last night! I love that moose knuckle!

Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

by puddyman April 12, 2005

Slutty Puddy

What you call someone with a huge gaping vagina that has been pounded so hard for so long that it resembles silly putty in that sense that you can shape it to be whatever you want.

Some douche: I pounded that bitch so hard last night I turned her vagina into slutty puddy.

Douchey friend: Bro that's fucking word, you gotta hook me up with that bitch.
Some douche: Totes!
*ended with a douchey bro fist*

by TetsuoRage October 8, 2011

chicken puddy

a really fat chicken with a lot of skin

that guy looked like chicken puddy

by storm hail May 19, 2016

man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005