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Chris Pratt 

Neo Nazi/Far-right/Three Percenter sympathiser/ actor whose costars are prone to defend when he's singled out as the "worst Chris", in an internet meme. Very one note acting. Starred in hundreds of marvel movies and in that cinematic aberration "The tomorrow war".
“The ‘sinless’ are casting stones at my #brother, Chris Pratt … A real #Christian who lives by #principle” and who happened to marry “into a family that makes space for civil discourse.” - Am actual thing posted by millionaire movie star Robert Downey Jr. with no trace of irony.

No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.
Chris Pratt by angelisme July 17, 2021

Chris pratt 

The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!
Damn, Chris Pratt you fucked me hard! ........

Jake Pratt 

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.
Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.
Jake Pratt by babysmasher March 16, 2012

ben pratt 

someone who never passes the vibe check and stresses over everything
bruh look it’s a ben pratt, he’s stressin so hard and is not vibin at all
ben pratt by FeistierThrone October 20, 2019

Heidi Pratt 

Someone with no talent but who is so totally full of themselves they don't know that everyone's laughing at them, not with them. Pronoid.
She sounded like a cat in a blender at karaoke last night, and then spent the rest of the night talking about how much everyone seemed to like it and how all the guys were hitting on her afterward; they were being sarcastic. She's a real Heidi Pratt.

lucas pratt 

A man who is hung like a horse
My boyfriend Lucas Pratt is hung like a horse
lucas pratt by Pratty0 October 15, 2017