Chris Pratt

Did nothing wrong in infinity war

I am a Chris Pratt fan boy.

by Ibeelitbarry September 21, 2018

Chris Pratt

Neo Nazi/Far-right/Three Percenter sympathiser/ actor whose costars are prone to defend when he's singled out as the "worst Chris", in an internet meme. Very one note acting. Starred in hundreds of marvel movies and in that cinematic aberration "The tomorrow war".

“The ‘sinless’ are casting stones at my #brother, Chris Pratt … A real #Christian who lives by #principle” and who happened to marry “into a family that makes space for civil discourse.” - Am actual thing posted by millionaire movie star Robert Downey Jr. with no trace of irony.

No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.

by angelisme July 17, 2021

Chris pratt

The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!

Damn, Chris Pratt you fucked me hard! ........

by Amberly,Wolfgirl,Harleyquinn, August 13, 2017

Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

ben pratt

someone who never passes the vibe check and stresses over everything

bruh look it’s a ben pratt, he’s stressin so hard and is not vibin at all

by FeistierThrone October 20, 2019

Heidi Pratt

Someone with no talent but who is so totally full of themselves they don't know that everyone's laughing at them, not with them. Pronoid.

She sounded like a cat in a blender at karaoke last night, and then spent the rest of the night talking about how much everyone seemed to like it and how all the guys were hitting on her afterward; they were being sarcastic. She's a real Heidi Pratt.

by Saw It With My Own Eyes August 27, 2009

lucas pratt

A man who is hung like a horse

My boyfriend Lucas Pratt is hung like a horse

by Pratty0 October 15, 2017