scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.

Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK

by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022

Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, typically consists of several paragraphs mashed into one.

"So I heard that he sent you a Nono Paragraph"
"Yeah, it took me two hours to read through it all"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 20, 2022

Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, usually sent in a fit of rage or hate.

"Man I heard you were sent a Nono paragraph"

"Yeah, and I'm sad now"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 24, 2022

love paragraph

Dick

Girl 1 : I love paragraph dick
Girl 2 : same

by Dreamboss April 8, 2023

15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.

Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...

by Kittens241 January 14, 2024

Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.

message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”

by Jaquavy Wavy Dickhole June 6, 2025

Fam Kid Paragraph

3 or more sentences typed out on a social media status containing 3 or more punctuations.

Acetone likes to type out fam kid paragraphs when he is up in his juff feels

by Mconë August 23, 2018