The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012
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What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
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Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020
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Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!
by SlopNChop November 22, 2016
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