Poon

While in the act of “Mooning” to person starts to poo. Aussie Slang.

The guy who was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but the shock turned to horror when the moon turned into poon!

by Boots01 May 06, 2022

Poon

poon-a bitch that’s sexy af

she’s a real poon bro!

by Tare bear January 28, 2019

poon

Another term for vagina. It is a slang word used by boys.

Julian likes to hit the gym then slay the poon

by jjofficialxv October 28, 2014

Poon

Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.

1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!

by raj yin June 04, 2010

poon

someone who sniffs bicycle seats/chairs ect

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"I sniff bycycle seats" - "You filthy poon"

by xrsize May 15, 2008

pooned

When a woman gets cum all over her chest after a glorious ejaculation from her partner.

Derived from the verb 'to poon'.

You've got pooned!
Jenna Jameson loves being pooned.

by HenryD'amour November 29, 2009

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 13, 2004