POM

Acronym for Perverted Old Man. Can also be used in the plural form as Perverted Old Men when dealing with a group of men ranging from 50 to 70 years old who enjoy making inappropriate sexual jokes while working with women.
-"Is the back door secured? (referencing an actual backdoor)
-"Well, mine is...but I can't say much about her back door."
-"You're such a POM!"
by hurricaneshawty June 23, 2011
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Poop On Me
A kinky type of human interaction usually attempted when a woman is under the influence of drugs or alcohol and feels frisky.
Dude:I'm so fucking lit from that party
Girl: Ya I know lets go home and POM
by POMaholic May 14, 2016
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POMS

Acronym for Peace out, my succa - usually used as a sign off in an email.
See you tonight at the show
POMS
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by pseudomethisbatman May 04, 2010
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PERSON1:
brb
poms
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PERSON2:
urban dictionary: "piss on myself"
google: "Production and Operations Management Society"
PERSON1:
or parents over my shoulder
by singasong September 27, 2009
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POMS

POMS is an acronym for "Piss on Myself." Similar to LOL, which is "Laugh out Loud," and ROTF, "rolling on the floor." POMS is a slightly more expressive version.
POMS!!! That joke was hilarious!
by turnerbrown August 29, 2004
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Guy 1: yo I’d smash 100%
Guy 2: POMS!!!!
Guy 1: yea I enjoy sports
by Whitley shrivers June 26, 2018
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*Mom is watching you type*
You: Uh, hey dude, you have some good pom?"
Mom: WHAT?!
You: Pomegranate...
Mom: Oh, okay.
*Walks away*
You: So you got some?
Friend: Hold on.
by lseiomn October 15, 2011
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