POM

Acronym for Perverted Old Man. Can also be used in the plural form as Perverted Old Men when dealing with a group of men ranging from 50 to 70 years old who enjoy making inappropriate sexual jokes while working with women.

-"Is the back door secured? (referencing an actual backdoor)
-"Well, mine is...but I can't say much about her back door."
-"You're such a POM!"

by hurricaneshawty June 23, 2011

POM

Poop On Me
A kinky type of human interaction usually attempted when a woman is under the influence of drugs or alcohol and feels frisky.

Dude:I'm so fucking lit from that party
Girl: Ya I know lets go home and POM

by POMaholic May 14, 2016

POMS

Acronym for Peace out, my succa - usually used as a sign off in an email.

See you tonight at the show
POMS
M

by pseudomethisbatman May 4, 2010

POMS

Parents Over My Shoulder

PERSON1:
brb
poms
acronym
look it up
PERSON2:
urban dictionary: "piss on myself"
google: "Production and Operations Management Society"
PERSON1:
or parents over my shoulder

by singasong September 27, 2009

POMS

POMS is an acronym for "Piss on Myself." Similar to LOL, which is "Laugh out Loud," and ROTF, "rolling on the floor." POMS is a slightly more expressive version.

POMS!!! That joke was hilarious!

by turnerbrown August 28, 2004

POMS

Parent
Over
My
Shoulder

Guy 1: yo I’d smash 100%
Guy 2: POMS!!!!
Guy 1: yea I enjoy sports

by Whitley shrivers June 25, 2018

Pom

Code word for porn.

*Mom is watching you type*
You: Uh, hey dude, you have some good pom?"
Mom: WHAT?!
You: Pomegranate...
Mom: Oh, okay.
*Walks away*
You: So you got some?
Friend: Hold on.

by lseiomn October 15, 2011