life pillar

A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.

Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.

by derethebear February 27, 2019

geo pillar

zhongli’s enormous cock.

his pillar is so large that it rearranged guyun stone forest in the archon war.

ZADDY ZHONGLI COULD REARRANGE ME WITH HIS GEO PILLAR

by peonypiss August 28, 2022

Car de pillar

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.

Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.

by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018

Demon Pillar Pigs

Word usually used to describe an immense feeling of "Holycraptitude" fear or anxiety. Usually combined with other words/terms such as omfgboom, urgh, rar, weo ect.

Oh My God!!! Demon pillar pigs urgh!!
D0000D did you hear that, omfg, demon pillar pigs!!

by William Rickard July 7, 2004

pillar

pillar is one of the best bands in the world, they are a Christian hard rock group that pwn's over all other bands out there, Christian or secular. They consist of rob on vocals, noah on guitar, kalel on bass, and lester on the drums, they have great hits such as bring me down and their cover of the U2 song Sunday Bloody Sunday.

Dude! i saw pillar last night, they pwn'd.

by Jareth November 11, 2005

Pillar of Justice

The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.

Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...

by Zen Thing July 28, 2004

Pillar O Strength

A delicious "O" causing hard cock.

Muffy: Shazaaaam...Dat Pillar O Strength is just what the doctor ordered!!

Mike: Did you take your vities today?

Muffy: Awwww Mike, a Tbsp or two of the liquid variety would be purrrrfect.

Mike: Naughty

by mmylkmk August 3, 2009