Pho Blow

The explosive wet blast released from the bowels after consuming a bowl of PHO. May also experience pho blow from many other forms of Vietnamese cuisine.

Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.

Where the hell are you going so fast. Pho blow Braaaahhh.

Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.

I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Pho Bowl

The bowl cut (haircut) that is specifically on an Asian person.

Hey look at that Asian kids bowl cut!

Yeah man, that's da Pho Bowl.

by Rammies September 25, 2016

The Law of Pho

The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".

I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 01, 2017

Pho'-Ginity

The first time you or a friend eats pho' soup.

Hey Ryan I'm glad you liked that soup... looks like i took your Pho'-Ginity

by Bac0npirate June 05, 2015

Pho Flow

The rumbling in your stomach that you experience after eating a delicious bowl of PHO. This rumbling is followed by a swift but suttle walk to the bathroom in order to hide the fact from your coworkers that you are about to dump out.

Blake and Brian are walking back to work after eating PHO.

Brian: DAMN! that PHO hit the spot!

Blake: Yeam man. I already got the Pho Flow goin.

by B the PHO man July 18, 2008

pho storm

A tornado of pho where there is so much pho that is almost impossible to finish it in one sitting.

To be my future wife, you need to cook up a pho storm.

by pho lover June 01, 2007

pho real

To confirm with enthusiasm and utmost seriousness. The level of importance is comparable to the seriousness of a hot vietnamese bowl of pho: pho is no joking matter.

Andrew: "There was a barbeque in this weather?"
Jasmin: "PHO REAL"

Andrew: "Are you sure $5 is a good deal for pho?"
Jasmin: "...PHO REAL"

by a.huynh March 08, 2007