purchase

to purchase something is to take something without paying for it. this is also know as stealing.

girl 1: i'm so hungry
girl 2: buy some food then
girl 1: i aint got any money
girl 2: purchase some food then

by fishalong April 15, 2007

percasets disease

Percasets Disease causes mild-severe retardation. It is caused by placing chewing gum in your mouth and not chewing it.

Dude have you ever put a piece of gum in your mouth and forget to chew it?

yea, why?

Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!

by danthebananaman November 19, 2010

lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement

by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006

Perchanka

The female genitalia.

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get some booty last night?

Bro #2: No, bro. She wouldn't let me get at that perchanka.

by waterskibum August 3, 2010

purchasification

The act of purchasing something stupid

I did some purchasification last week when I bought those 9th edition dictionarys

by Fluffy0069 March 17, 2017

purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.

I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.

by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021