Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

Peenerbean

(n)-A large green growth on the penis cavity.

Doctor, will you please cut off this two-foot long PEENERBEAN?

by Joseph November 29, 2003

peenerpuffer

(Noun) a word used to describe a person who's hobby is sniffing bicycle seats.

Sash stepped away from the bicycle moments before Matt the peenerpuffer approached.

by According to Matt & Sash June 1, 2014

Peeniz

Oh noo

MY PEENIZ WAS STOLEN

"Gimme my peeniz u gay cunt"
Peeniz

by AdmiralGayLord March 1, 2021

Peener Noms

Sucking on a delicious cock whilst purring like a cat

"Last night I was with T and had me some Peener Noms"

by Joey60 October 7, 2009

Peenershnitzle

A he/she that deepfries dildos and then uses ketchup as lube to shove it up their asshole.

He is such a peenershnitzle.

IKR

Im gunna buy him a bottle of ketchup for his birthday XD

by JNL97ISME November 25, 2011

peener

A reeaallyy long dick, or a very small dick. Word is often used for no fucking reason.

Woahh, Koben has such a small peener! No wonder his gf didn't give him the gud succ!

by LegacyofBlue June 18, 2018