Onkraut Premium

Onkraut Premium is the Human Version of Weeds, but Premium.
Besides being a community m.v.p and hustling for 26hours a day, Onkraut also has traits of THC indused Psychosis and can't be trusted at any time.

9/10 Luxrappers agree that Onkraut Premium an "Ehrenmann" (German Slang), Nevlo would probably dispute that.

by Onkraut Premium June 11, 2021

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Premium Hug

A premium hug is a normal hug that may contain some grinding along with booty action. These are not the same as normal hugs, and should not be given out for free.

The girl is charging $1 for a premium hug.

by TTDH March 31, 2013

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Premium joke

A joke that is bad to the point where no one laughs at but the creator him/herself.

Bono: I don't live in a home. I live in a house. *Holds his laugh hard*

Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes

by MyNameIsZebs August 06, 2014

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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 06, 2016

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