nutley

a town in jersey where the nextels chirp louder than the birds_ its also known as slutleyy. there is more drama then anyone ever could imagine_ 99.999 of the gurls are hoes. sluts. bitches. whores. you name it we got it. pretty much everyone at nutley high are pot heads or alcholics or they just smoke cigarretes but mostlyy everyone does something. most guys are guido, and there aren't many hott guys. basically everyone hates it

i want to get out of nutley cause i'm rotting away in this hell hole.

by <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 October 16, 2005

Nutley, NJ

Predominantly Italian neighborhood in New Jersey, with a small number is hispanics and chinese. was voted 38th best place to live IN NEW JERSEY although it is a technically a blue zone the democrats living there are generally not as outspoken as the republicans, so to an outsider, it would seem predominantly red. However, that is not to say that there aren’t many republicans. driving down most streets in nutley, you’ll seem some sort of republican memorabilia, whether it be a lawn sign or a blue lives matter flag. there is an incredibly low amount of openly lgbt population, which doesn’t mean that they aren’t there, it just means that they’re afraid of being called fag while walking down the street to get a slice a of pizza from the “famous” pizzeria ralph’s near yantacaw elementary school. speaking of slurs, most kids in nutley, due to an extremely low amount of african americans living there, believe that they can use the n word, because their black friends allow them. most use some sort of drug, whether it be weed, alcohol, cigarettes, or the infamous juuling. most juulers get their juul/pods at a convenience store near the high school, which sells to everyone as long as you look around 14. the average age to lose your virginity is 13. the general population looks like the cast of jersey shore, and the houses generally aren’t very large, with most families lying around middle class, some approaching but not reaching upper middle class, and some others in lower middle.

Hey, Anthony, Antonio, Ant, Tony, I’m heading over to Nutley, NJ to buy some pods! Wanna come with and get wings at Gone With The Wings after?

by mintismyfavorite October 13, 2018

nutler

the combination of "nurse" and "butler" in which an individual, at the same time, is being someone's nurse and butler.

My husband is going to be my nutler after I have surgery.

by beetle67 March 20, 2010

Nuttle

The area of skin that attaches the nut sack to the leg.

Hey Wife, I've got an itch. Can you scratch my nuttle?

by FerN76 June 15, 2010

nutley

nutley is a small town in northern jersey filled with the fakest people in america. being tan and buff is a pretty big thing here, but drama has to be the number one thing about nutley. drama doesn't stop in this hell hole, it has to be the most annoying thing ever. people normally hang out in the burger king parking lot, booth park, yantacaw park, or franklin ave. until they get kicked out of each place. think you cant get kicked out of a park? well in nutley, you can. everyone who lives here wants to get out.

Steph: What do you want to do today?
Amelia: Well, we can go to BK, or one of the parks.
Teresa: Nutley sucks balls.

by burger king crowd member September 2, 2010

Nuttles

Referring to a person who is acting insane, crazy, or nuts

Ely wants to play with Cally's hair, he's freaking nuttles.

by alyandbri July 19, 2010

nuttlets

The act of the testes/scrote hanging out of your draws. ie; fruit hangin' out the loom

Oh man that dude on the rowing machine is flashing copious NUTTLETS!

by dj dirty urine March 3, 2011