"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day
by John Titor/Barrel December 5, 2017

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

by syafinaz? October 10, 2023

PLEASE HELP I AM NOW TRAPPED IN URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE HELP I WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY APRIL PLEASE HELP SEND HELP NOW I WAS CAUGHT BY THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE
by johny fucking depp March 17, 2021

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
by RETRO1 May 20, 2009

by woodyniho November 23, 2021
