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Norfolk Steamroller

When one doesn’t defecate for 3 days, then mounts on top their sexual partners chest and shits. They then rock back and forth on their chest and belly, resembling that of a steamroller. This works better if the two sexual partners are from Norfolk and therefore related
Dude it took ages for me to clean up after i gave Julia that Norfolk steamroller
by BenDooley July 20, 2025
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Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.
David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

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I'd go for Ibiza
by Harlequinity April 13, 2011
mugGet the Norfolk Broadsmug.

Norfolked

Getting the big one from the Navy because you had the audacity to take orders somewhere other than Norfolk, VA.
Chief, why didn't I get paid again? Because shipmate, you got Norfolked.
by Jasonk127 May 3, 2021
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