When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 05, 2018
Nordic Screens gave me a Copyright strike
by LimeyIsCrazy July 10, 2017
by Viking dude February 01, 2016
by Moe, The Valiant March 02, 2021
A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
by Gator6977 August 24, 2020
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022
Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
by Ski man 1234 February 07, 2020