Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

nordic shadow

The shadow of a nord.

The sun was bright, so I could see Olaf's nordic shadow

by Nordic Shadow February 24, 2017

nordic slang

Any kind of slang that resembles Norse words and phrases. Brohiem

That guy was using Nordic Slang yesterday man!

by Viking dude October 9, 2016

Nordic Trac

When you are fucking a girl from behind and just before she reaches orgasm you start packing snow or ice shavings into her asshole.

Yo! I gave that bar skank a Nordic Trac last night bro!

by Albino Rabbit September 8, 2013

Nordic Screens

Norwegian Youtube Network that censors critism against their members with Copyright strikes

Nordic Screens gave me a Copyright strike

by LimeyIsCrazy July 10, 2017

Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

nordic tickler

The northern climate utensil that is undeniable by the ladies in throws of passion!

Until her loins were warmed by the Nordic tickler there was a real chance of frostbite.

by Knuckle’s October 2, 2022