frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.
When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016
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Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.
Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
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Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.
“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”
by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017
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frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again
Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass
by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018
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Frosted Flake

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.
He thanked Abraham Lincoln for Black History month, wow what a frosted flake.
by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017
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Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.
Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.
by LazarusBob August 23, 2020
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