The one who loves you the most and never puts herself before you. The one who loves you to the moon and back, the one who has loved you since the day you were born, but has been loved by you your entire life.
by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
A 'mum' is someone who is there to love and care for-after all, she gave life to you and supports you through thick and thin. She is a beautiful lady to love and to respect for all your life. No matter how much you say you hate her, she will always have a place in your heart. She cooks, cleans, washes, buys clothes, puts a roof over your head, and many people repay their mum by calling her 'bitch', 'cow', 'whore', 'slut', like she is something they scraped of their shoe. I love my mum and have a HUGE space in my heart for her. Everyone loves their mum and has a place in their heart for her.
by Jedicatedmiss November 21, 2011
Mass Useless Messaging Syndrome
If you are ugly, have no friends, and cannot adequately conduct yourself in social situations, then you will seek out acceptance via non-personal forms of communication to construct a facade to dupe passers-by that you do have friends based on the number of vibrations one receives after sending multiple short messages hoping for the same number of responses, ergo the same number of vibrations-an audible symbol many associate with friendship.
If you are ugly, have no friends, and cannot adequately conduct yourself in social situations, then you will seek out acceptance via non-personal forms of communication to construct a facade to dupe passers-by that you do have friends based on the number of vibrations one receives after sending multiple short messages hoping for the same number of responses, ergo the same number of vibrations-an audible symbol many associate with friendship.
by Michael GWSB May 09, 2010
by Whit Smith February 06, 2005
Pretty straight forward really. The poor bloody woman who gave birth to you....as for this rather heated debate about the spelling, whether it is mum or mom. Well I would say it does really matter but I feel like yank bashing today so I will point out an error in american english which is blaring example of either arrogance or stupidity.
The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.
So the yanks fail...sorry
Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples
The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.
So the yanks fail...sorry
Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples
by senipa March 01, 2010