The lawn mower

Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head
Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.
by japlunker December 02, 2010
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JENNIFER MOWERS

Another name for a Fatass Celestial body lookin' bitch ass nigga
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Lawn Mower Beer

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.
Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.
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slower than a mower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower
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Lawn Mower Parent

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
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Lawn Mower Beer

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.
Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!
by Allisaur December 09, 2007
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The Spicy Lawn mower

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.
Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?
by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013
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