by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out
by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023
Get the moon gooning mug.gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
Get the moon gooning mug.gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you
by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023
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