Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

by Ol' Trace Face December 10, 2010

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 13, 2021

Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 24, 2006

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 16, 2006

wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 April 27, 2011

nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy February 17, 2011