Bret Michaels

A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.

Oh my God, is that Bret Michaels? I thought for sure he would have put his head in an oven by now!!

by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007

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Chris Michaels

When someone smokes so much weed they forget who and or where they are.

Omg, i am so chris michaelsed i don't know where i am.

by jonnyboy12 January 7, 2010

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Sebastian Michaelis

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.

Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.

by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023

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