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Metro Mondays

A fabulous escapade on monday nights where a group of (sometimes) heterosexual men participate in unbridled male-only techno dancing.
Sam: Hey Yaro, wasn't sandstrom a great song choice for our metro mondays?
Yaro: Yea i was so happy there weren't any girls there!
Sam: Word, life partner
by $Gmoneysparkle$ December 9, 2008
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Metro hick

A metro-hick is guy who is a metro sexual but is from the country as opposed to the city. Educated and hard working, although may have a city job and contrary to a metro-sexual he is very masculine-grew up playing hockey, football etc. He takes great care in grooming himself and shopping for clothes, ironing them. He is good looking, country-style-'stylish', country-style-'fashionable', country-style-'trendy', country-style-'cultured', etc. Going to great lengths to ensure his Tommy H shirts and jeans fit properly to hang out with his buddies at the local watering hole, drinking pints and playing poker. While he can bunk (hanging onto a car bumper on icy roads with four of his closest buddies as their ride home) on country back roads with the best of them, he will offer to be the driver as to not wreck his new perfectly polished leather zippered boots. Honest and loyal to his special lady.
honey, you are just going to hang out in his garage to drink beer-who cares which shirt looks better? Stop being a Metro hick. Yes, sigh, your hair has enough product
by Pee Pee Photography December 20, 2010
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Tobii Metro

a celebrity, also known as "The Spiritual black woman". this hott lady will rock your world and you will love it
OMG HAVE YOU SEEN TOBII METRO TODAY HES SO HOTT
by im me:] January 31, 2010
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Bs Meter

The amount of bull shit you can handle over the internet before you say we are lieing; the result of this is usually, but not always, mass flaming. The bs meter is usually filled up pretty quickly in chat rooms and social networking sites.
Garnett: Conrad Hilton goes to my highschool. lololol
David: My bs meter just filled up a bit
Monopoly: I made a 2330 on my SAT
David: Guys, srsly stop.
Allan: My uncle works at Jagex
David: FUCK ALL OF YOU. DAMN LIARS.
by Cpt Sackboy May 7, 2010
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400 meter dash

A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds.
I run the 400 meter dash at my school.
by TheRobot99 March 14, 2008
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Metro piece of shit

aka Metro PCS

receive text an hour after they are sent to you. people from different countries call you in the middle of the day.

cant receive any text with songs or wallpapers on every phone even though the phone can play music
Rob:What kind of service you have?
John:Metro piece of shit
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Meter

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second
The meter has a cool definition!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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