Merde-o-graphic

(Adjective, sometimes exclamation) When something is going wrong, though not sufficiently wrong as to render the user of the word/phrase incapable of speaking.
Of multi-lingual origin, formed in the most peculiar possible fashion, using the old French word merde (Literal transltation = Shit/bloody hell) and "graphic" (possibly referring to graphic violence, with the letter "o" in the centre of the word for good measure

NOTE: original spelling uses hyphenation, thus it is advisable to use it when using the word.

Ship is sinking, person then states, "well, this is merde-o-graphic, the ship's sinking, there's no life-boats left and I can't swim."

by AwkOS V2*72 July 30, 2010

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creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")

Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.

by Anomaly September 24, 2005

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Creme de la merde

A play of words on "Creme de la creme" meaning "Cream of the cream", this quite literally means "Cream of the shit", for use in describing the worst of the worst of the worst, as invented by a bored French Student one day.

"I'm going to drop all hell on Marketing, I need you to find the "Creme de la merde" of your office to send over there, okay?"

by Peter O'Connor July 8, 2007

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