Your mums on the menu
by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021
Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
by mikeyjewels April 03, 2016
A state of mindlessness. When you are physically reading but none of the information is processing.
Derives from (but not limited to) the moment when you are reading a menu for 10 minutes and yet you are incognisant of a single word you read.
Derives from (but not limited to) the moment when you are reading a menu for 10 minutes and yet you are incognisant of a single word you read.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
The student had a menu mind and couldn't understand that the question didn't have a one word answer.
by Rupert art March 28, 2013
"I'm up for some deep menu Chinese food right now, what do you guys think?"
"Don't go TOO deep, you'll end up with dog on your plate."
"gtfo richard we didn't even invite you"
"Don't go TOO deep, you'll end up with dog on your plate."
"gtfo richard we didn't even invite you"
by Neat Grease September 30, 2018
A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.
Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.
by Ibn al Khawadja January 16, 2013
When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked
Related to salsa fucked
by xGigi_Weasleyx December 08, 2008