farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

Victim of the Martyrs

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

by cadbloom June 27, 2006

attempted martyr

The 'crime' of surviving one's religion motivated suicide.

Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."

by mouselb September 7, 2014

Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.

That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:

by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016

Thot martyr

A captivating hoe that you can't admit to falling in love with but know you do.

Man her pussy so wet and tigjt too bad she a hoe. She's like a magical thor, or a thot martyr .

by Bunzhunh November 28, 2016

Mellow Martyr

Teenage rebel rapper, originally from California. Extreme lyricist and full-time human being. Creates music inspired by the soul, mind, heart, and body. Founder of Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

Have you heard the new song "I Don't Lie" by Mellow Martyr?

by thatmellowfellow April 17, 2013

Martyr Brag

When someone is talking about how difficult a situation/ task was, but because it was them they managed to do it well.

For had it not been them it wouldn't have been able to be done.

Martyr Bragging dick: "The workload Mr Boss gave me was completely unreasonable. There was far too much for someone to do in that time. I mean, if he hadn't given it to me and like Margaret instead, it never would have been completed on time"

Self respecting normal human being: "You need to shut up you martyr bragging fuckface, you're not special"

by ThisIsChristoph August 18, 2016