farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

Victim of the Martyrs

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

by cadbloom June 27, 2006

Mellow Martyr

Teenage rebel rapper, originally from California. Extreme lyricist and full-time human being. Creates music inspired by the soul, mind, heart, and body. Founder of Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

Have you heard the new song "I Don't Lie" by Mellow Martyr?

by thatmellowfellow April 17, 2013

attempted martyr

The 'crime' of surviving one's religion motivated suicide.

Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."

by mouselb September 7, 2014

Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.

That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:

by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016

Thot martyr

A captivating hoe that you can't admit to falling in love with but know you do.

Man her pussy so wet and tigjt too bad she a hoe. She's like a magical thor, or a thot martyr .

by Bunzhunh November 28, 2016

Yarn Martyr

A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.

This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.

This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him

by borisgg October 21, 2013