Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.
by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011
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How can you define her with words?
The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.
Someone so incredibly charismatic,
You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.
How can you define her with words?
The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.
Someone so incredibly charismatic,
You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.
by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014
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2.) when the support character is used more like the main character.
2.) when the support character is used more like the main character.
the main character is silent, But the Partner, For example, has a massive story revolving around this Support character. And thus, has More lines. And also Thus, Being a Mallow
by Darkshadowmark October 17, 2010
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Get the mickey marlos mug.She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘
Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎
by Mr. Cry A lot June 11, 2017
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"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
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