The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

hellish landscape

Something that I say way too much for some reason even though I am not british

Oh fuck, hellish landscape.

by Redstowen February 14, 2024

Masters of the moral landscape

"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024