Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

Loosey goosey

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey

John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy

by coraltiger September 26, 2021

loosey goosey

the a butthole stretcheds out after ANAL SEX.

"shorty woke up with a loosey goosey and wibble wobbled while he walked"

by kari and marco forever April 8, 2008

loosey goosey

the a butthole stretcheds out after ANAL SEX.

"shorty woke up with a loosey goosey and wibble wobbled while he walked"

by k slut April 9, 2008

loosey juicy

A phrase sometimes confused with loosey goosey.

She thought he said loosey juicy when he really said loosey goosey.

by The Confuserator February 13, 2018

loosey goosey

when your dick gets alittle aroused it fills with blood, but not completely hard, and its all floping against your inner thy, Feels goooood

"man, Mrs. Finch gets my cock all loosey goosey during Algebra2 class"

by jeffro5k September 12, 2006

3 Hole Loosey

When you sneeze, shit and pee all at once.

Yesterday I had a 3 Hole Loosey. So I had to go home a little early.

by HNGOVR January 9, 2018