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Loosey Moosey 

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.
Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?
Loosey Moosey by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010
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Loosey goosey 

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey
John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy
Loosey goosey by coraltiger September 26, 2021

loosey goosey 

the a butthole stretcheds out after ANAL SEX.
"shorty woke up with a loosey goosey and wibble wobbled while he walked"

loosey goosey 

the a butthole stretcheds out after ANAL SEX.
"shorty woke up with a loosey goosey and wibble wobbled while he walked"
loosey goosey by k slut April 9, 2008

loosey juicy 

A phrase sometimes confused with loosey goosey.
She thought he said loosey juicy when he really said loosey goosey.
loosey juicy by The Confuserator February 13, 2018

loosey goosey 

when your dick gets alittle aroused it fills with blood, but not completely hard, and its all floping against your inner thy, Feels goooood
"man, Mrs. Finch gets my cock all loosey goosey during Algebra2 class"
loosey goosey by jeffro5k September 12, 2006