Skip to main content

lollerskate

The word of gods, and those that are righteous. Usually used in the context of applauding a totally Schlagging thing. see Schlag

Be forewarned... usage of this word may raise your douche-o-bag meter.
DOOD! LOLLERSKATES!!! WANNA TOUCH MY SCHLAG!?!

-or-

DOOD! THAT GETS 15 LOLLERSKATES!
by The-Cabbage-Patch-Snack April 23, 2005
mugGet the lollerskate mug.

lollerskate

A lollerskate is a type of point/award that can be given to any one person at random. Depending on how totally awesome the action involving the person is, a certain number of lollerskates will be awarded to that person. 50 lollerskates is the highest number of lollerskates that can be awarded and is considered a great honor, an even greater honor when combined with a number of Schlags.

Also: A word used by only the most worthy of worthy people who have had sex with an infinite amount of hamsters and people of the same sex. The hamsters however, have to be in the right season and must have a dichotomous expanding colon the size of 15 landladies. This word can only be used in the context of something so funny, people's guts will literally fly out of their owners.
Congrats! You recieve 50 Lollerskates on the acquisition of your new car! And a Schlag!

"lollerskates!!!!!!"
by Ric The Spic April 23, 2005
mugGet the lollerskate mug.

lollerskates

Used to add 'extra' funny to a laugh. Often used by the faggot Adamdiz accompanied by an text-type image.
HAHAHAHAHA nice one LOLLERSKATES!!
by ChiyoChan February 27, 2005
mugGet the lollerskates mug.

Lollerskatesicles

A variation from lol or lollerskates . Can be used as a frozen lol if wanted.
"Dude that guy just tripped and fell on his face!"

"Lollerskatesicles!"
by Smoothal April 15, 2005
mugGet the Lollerskatesicles mug.

loitergate

On January 6, 2021, a group of protestors supporting President of the United States Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election stormed the United States Capitol. After breaching multiple police perimeters, they caused damage to and occupied parts of the building for several hours. The protestors may have been incited by comments made by Trump and his allies at an earlier rally.16 The storming led to evacuations and lockdowns of the Capitol building, and it disrupted a joint session of the United States Congress that had assembled to count the electoral votes and formalize Joe Biden's election victory.

Trump reacted slowly to the storming, was initially "delighted" over it,20 first resisting sending the National Guard to quell the violent mob,37 and eventually praising the rioters as "great patriots" and telling them to "go home in peace" while reiterating false claims of election fraud.3839

On January 8, draft articles of impeachment of Trump for "incitement of insurrection" were circulated in Congress.51
Source: Wikipedia / 2021 storming of the United States Capitol

Donald Trump is also a withered squashblossom.

Source: Gestures broadly
Did you see the news? Disgraced-ass Donald Trump got the Gravy SEALS to storm the United States Capitol and just like - stand around for a while. It's Loitergate!
by Tammy 2 Lips January 9, 2021
mugGet the loitergate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email