cunning linguist of the high seas

A man that rides around the seas on a rowing boat and also likes to eat the fine vag and get the juices flowing.

Old man: i used to be a fine cunning linguist and loves the pussy juice.

Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.

by bad man tings April 12, 2011

Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary

In my spare time I am an urban linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.

Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.

Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?

by 3rdman September 25, 2017

linguistic criminal

The eternal enemy of the grammar nazi. Somebody for whom grammatical errors are a non-issue. An individual who commits so-called "word crimes".

My redneck of an uncle is such a linguistic criminal.

by jaydough July 6, 2016

anal linguist

Someone who licks assholes

He wasn't just a cocksucker… he was an anal linguist, as well

by Marce! February 12, 2021

Professor of Linguistics

Someone who studies language.

I've spent all my life with a professor of linguistics.

by Charles104 November 14, 2023