lightbulb crush

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.

I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.

by Gayqueeeen May 11, 2018

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice December 01, 2015

image lightbulb

im a G.E lightbulb

spell image and say lightbulb
image lightbulb hahah

by u are lmao December 01, 2020

nigger lightbulb

A lightbulb that doesn't work.

Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.

by munchycliterous October 15, 2017

lightbulb seducer

the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)

you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.

by yttegmasdnakcebmawlyrehc April 18, 2009

vagina lightbulb

the act of sucking in your vagina as if trying to hold a lightbulb.

Your form while preparing to swing is executed better if you vagina lightbulb.

by Teefirst April 21, 2016

Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.

I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.

by PensylvanniaDutchConvert April 01, 2014