lightbulb crush

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.

I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.

by Gayqueeeen June 4, 2018

Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

by goliathancient July 26, 2018

Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode

I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.

by Geoff Robbins May 28, 2007

nigger lightbulb

A lightbulb that doesn't work.

Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.

by munchycliterous October 14, 2017

lightbulb seducer

the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)

you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.

by yttegmasdnakcebmawlyrehc April 17, 2009

vagina lightbulb

the act of sucking in your vagina as if trying to hold a lightbulb.

Your form while preparing to swing is executed better if you vagina lightbulb.

by Teefirst June 3, 2016

Lightbulb-a-phobic

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

by TickleyBears September 24, 2009