leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

Lakey

A person capable of outstanding musicianship and inspirational song writing

I saw this amazing band the other day, almost as good as Lakey!! (but of course that wouldn't actually be possible, no-ones quite that good)

by Duderood April 26, 2011

leaky aircon

While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.

by leakyaircon August 10, 2010

Leaky Motorboat

When you motorboat the breasts of a woman who is lactating, and her breast milk gets on you.

Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.

by TheCW June 10, 2011

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

Leaky Chicken

A penis with a small amount of semen remaining on it immediately following a cumshot, which generally appears after the cleaning up and re-application of underwear.

Ah shit, the leaky chicken stuck to the inside of my man-panties again

by mochaphile July 19, 2011