Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.
After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!
After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!
lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.
by chainswordcs August 23, 2020
Longest legs in the world, skin and bones. Usually named Sam or any name with 3 to 4 letters in it. Smart can’t sing or dance, bad at relationships, tries to be funny but isn’t and always seems like he might be gay...
by Yoshi69 November 19, 2019
He has no style, he’s really cool, this Kong is gonna watch you Juul - Lanky Kong is always watching
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 06, 2020
This is possibly the most amusing activity a human could hope to observe. It is known to be performed by only one living person who may be refered to as codename "bowman". There are, unfortunatly, no documented videos of this pious ritual. "Bowman" is known to dwell somewhere in the Northeastern United States, and attracts a conglomerate of social and religeous groups including gypsies, circus folk, mormons, and just the average, everyday person looking for a memorable expirience.
Lucky Bastard:"Hey i just shook the hand of someone who's cousin has seen the lanky dance"
Envious Individual:"Oh my Goodness! May i please shake the hand that shook the hand of someone who's cousin saw the lanky dance?!"
Envious Individual:"Oh my Goodness! May i please shake the hand that shook the hand of someone who's cousin saw the lanky dance?!"
by Believer April 01, 2007
by Snakiruyoushouldsubtohim November 21, 2022
by Raul-THE KING August 03, 2010
The regional accent of the Lancashire/Greater Manchester area, since people originating from the area are often called 'Lanky'. A mix of skipped syllables, guttural stops and head-scratch-inducing slang.
Lanky: Ah were born int' Lankisher , an' ah'm prowd o' me 'eritige. Alreet?
Non-Lanky #1: What's he on about?
Non-Lanky 2: No idea. Was that Lanky Twang?
Non-Lanky #1: What's he on about?
Non-Lanky 2: No idea. Was that Lanky Twang?
by Or Not March 24, 2016