when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
by spread mollusk September 1, 2017
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