Kris

The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
by Vied May 13, 2015
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A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general douchebag. douchebag Nice Try
Person 1: All the ladies want me.
Person 2: Stop being a Kris.
by Somebody-I-Don't-Know July 07, 2010
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A short Sword from Mid-Asia and parts of india
"Those Mongols Had some bitchin Shorts swords"
"Thats a Kris you fuck nut..."
by McY D's May 13, 2008
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Kris

The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.
Kris is a Kunt.
by Sarah Hennigan January 18, 2009
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KRI KRI

A women with ambitious , very popular,talented ,born musicians and actors , derived from goat that came to be associated with all secret societies.
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The kris

Real name christian, literally the hottest chad ever
Omg the kris is here im so wet
by Nakedpandas447 January 15, 2022
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Kris

Kris is the kinda guy to talk to every girl he comes across. He will pretty much flirt with 5 different girls at a time. He doesn’t even give them a chance, once he gets bored of one of them he will just drop them.
Girl *sobbing* “OMG, I fell in love with this guy and I thought we had an actual thing going on, but turns out he was a total kris.”
by TheBannanaMan September 09, 2022
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